Do You Want To See My Monkey

Last night, I had the best of the best dream. When I woke up, the first thing I thought was that I would have loved, as a kid, to read a story that would have been kinda similar to it. I was the hero, off course. People were dressed in a 1984 way, and it started here in Chile, and ended up in a bumblefuck motorway in England. And there was my mum and she was so stupid, but still I rescued her, even tho at first I wanted her to commit suicide. I also killed many bats, and I was stuck in a cave with another girl, and loads of water.
I watched Love Actually, two times, and now I know all the worse quotes from the movie someone could possibly know. Oh, and I know the music as well.
And now, I can draw fat, naked women perfectly and koalas.