I Want a Mafia Family

Yesterday was my grandmother's 8o th birthday.And the whole family came out of every single place from Chile.Incredible.And then you have to find something in common with all these people, when really, the only thing that connects you to them, is genes.
Im not used to that.Im so not used to big family reunions like that, since my family lived in Belgium, some others in Italy, some others a little bit everywhere in the US and the rest spread out in Chile.I would meet some of them, maximum one a year and thtas about it.
And it is just soooo boooooring.I was thinking that it is just so useless.At least, we should do something useful such as a big mafia.....full of seventy years old people.yeah, my family is full of old people.
Right in front of me, was sitting this oncle, and it was hard not to laugh since he looked like Happy, the dwarf from Snow White, he had the same big nose and stupid smile on his face.my brother and I started making up stories about him.
Hum, maybe I should stop criticizing and say that they are all nice people.And that i ate like a happy fat kid.